Peiqi and Ariel came to my house yesterday!

Well, at first we wanted to go do CIP at Jurong East Library. Who knows that stupid librarian dont let Peiqi do CIP cos she was dressed indecently. Gahh whatever la. As if we have to wrap ourself like a mummy then can do duty. And these two people keep hiding at the 4th storey and keep playing hide-and-seek. But I found them in the end anyway. Then Peiqi suggested to go to my house.

Before that, we went to Mr Ho's favourite hideout NTUC to buy some water bombs and Peiqi wanted to buy drinks. And unfortunately, there were NO water bombs for sale. We bought some yoghurt and pepsi in the end. Peiqi keep pointing at some bald uncles and saying that they were my fathers or whatever crap. Nevermind, I'll laugh at her next time.

We went water bombing after watching Guiness World Records. And...we went to throw water bombs at other people's windows and right into their house XD XD XD Its damn fun ok! (I hope the owner of the house dont come read my blog) Once, i threw a HUGE water bomb right into their house and it went BOOM! The owner shouted AWWYOO! and came to look at what was making the noise. Luckily i hid myself before she could see me. I think i heard her scolding vulgaraties. She closed her windows after that :(

And btw yesterday's shaogong was bloody funny! Mengzhe tried to save a girl from the pool but instead, he accidently banged the girl's head against the metal ladder! I laughed till i choked la! And yay, Siying watched it too :D

(To Peiqi and Ariel: You two better thank my cousin for providing the water bombs. He came specially to my house to give us the balloons you know!)

Ok, OJQ I love you for that. :D

[Written on Friday, October 27, 2006]

I went to Vivo again today! And my legs are still sore from all the walking -_-"

I think my parents spent like ten over thousands today. I swear all the shopping bags they have can pile up and drown me. (Note: Im damn tall XD) Hah, and we spent like hours in the huge Adidas store. Fila too. I bought this very nice orange wallet! Too bad there were no other colours as that was the only one left and I took it :D

Pictures!


Vivo City!


My Adidas wallet! The only one left heheh.

Oh, me and my is found this um, interesting? experiment using a ballet shoe (-_-") Anyway, just look what happens.


Before.


After.


And all i took out was this.

Ok fine, the experiment was lame. Ignore it -_-"

(Wrap yourself like a polar bear when you want to go to Vivo, its like Antarctica over there)

DAMMIT. I FEEL LIKE KILLING SOMEONE.

C'mon la! I didnt insult Korea's race, culture or tradition! I merely said that Goong's storyline is stupid and lame, THATS ALL. Its not as if I don't watch ALL Korean shows. I watched that show about this girl who got married at 18 or something and I laughed my head off. I don't mean to harm our friendship but look, I didn't even post anything about Goong in my blog.

GRR. DAMN PISSED OFF. Oh fine, I shall calm down and post what Im supposed to post even though Im not in the mood to. The post below might contain strong language so please do not be offended. I assure you I will not use those words again when Im in a good mood.

Monday:
Had that stupid IPP thing in school, we had to cut up black garbage bags and cover the windows with them. The job was fun at first but gradually, it gets boring. And so we, NIAOYONGTAUFOO CLUB! decided to play a kidnapping game.


This is how you will look like when you're being kidnapped. Ignore that smile cos I dont think you'll even smile.


Ariel growing a tail after being raped kidnapped by Peiqi. And now I suspect shes a fox spirit. XD Just kidding, Ariel.


My poor hand after being taped DAMN tightly using a masking tape by Peiqi, Mingxuan, Wanmin and Ariel. You guys are paying for my medical bills, man. And now, my wrist has got blueblacks dammit.

Nothing much happened today except watching Westside Story in class (Mood happier by 20% due to the mentioning of 5566) and had NIAOYONGTAUFOO CLUB!'s 3rd excursion. We helped Ms shervon film something and now she refused to give us honour points. Nevermind. My dad and I went to Vivo City and shopped there. The place was like antarctica la, seriously. I dont know how many thousands of aircons they installed. Ate at Starbucks then went home.

Anyway, thanks to those people who cheered me up. Thank you shorty Cher for defending and helping me, i appreciate it alot :D

Im NOT in a very good mood now cos:

1. I just woke up and still irritated by the dream i had inside where my friends killed Xiezhi.
2. The moment i look at my blog i see people scolding Xiezhi and saying that im a racist.

URGH. I wanted to post some funny stuffs today but im not in the mood to do so now. Now even i feel irritated when my dad asks me a question. I can feel my blood boiling. I swear, if my sis comes to me now and ask me stupid questions like why i like Xiezhi, i WILL kill her.

All pictures for this post. Will only talk about the IPP thing when i feel alot better and not in my killing mode.


This is how boring chess club is and NOBODY is listening to the coach.


Yes, this is how we learn chess tactics.


"Oie! Why you checkmate me!" -Stacy


A very professional photo i took.


Lets see who wins this round...


Reminds me of Zebra.


Those people were DAMN noisy.

End of pictures. Dont tag on my blog saying that im PMSing cos im NOT. And i just want to say that i have not regretted knowing 5566 or Xiezhi. I turned happier when those people entered into my life. They rocks and if you're going to insult them by saying they are gay or whatsoever, watch out and i mean it.

This is the first time i really posted what i feel on my blog. If you're offended in any way, dont make comments about it.

Looks like now, only NIAOYONGTAUFOO club knows me best and never insult them. Haiz.

FACT OF THE CENTURY: The owner of this blog is the cleverest person on earth.

Haha, feeling very very happy today cos im eating nachos and eating makes me happy.

Er, i sort of found Isabella's admirer and even took a photo of him :D



According to Isabella, the boy circled in red had a crush on her but she rejected him or something. Look at the words underlined in blue. Ok, nevermind, thats Isabella's part of story.

Something nearly scared me to death today. I saw this mini-sized toad in the middle of the road and i nearly stepped on it! I screamed and my mom just said:

"Aiya! Its only a toad! Just step on it can already!"

And she stretched out her tree trunk like leg. But luckily, before she could step on it and you can see blood spurting out from under her shoe, i stopped her :D Now call me "THE SAVIOUR OF THE TOAD". Okay, that sounds weird, nevermind.

Shall continue munching on my nachos so, sayonara! :D

I shall post everything that happened day by day since im such a bad blogger that ppl want to throw cow dung at me. Nevermind :(

Monday:

The sicko Peiqi taught all of us how to see the un-censored naked body of both the guy and the girl in The Sims :D And since i learn this new "talent", i tried out this at home and even my sis look at them till her eyes drop out.

In return, i taught them how to play 明星随堂考 and 虹彩妹妹. That Peiqi hit me so hard until my palms were red like tomatoes/mingxuan's face. stupid her. But hey, i just found out that im quite good at the 3X game :D Cher and I keep "WHOOSH"ing when we saw peiqi or wanmin getting hit (by a reader's digest). In case you didnt know, the two games are from shaogong! love the show lots.

Tuesday:

Had two porn talks in school. One about breast cancer and the other one about HIV/AIDS. That breast cancer talk showed porno! They showed you how to check if you have breast cancer without censoring THE IMPORTANT PARTS. Okay, in case you call me a sick ass again, i shall no eleborate on that. Got back higher chinese and maths results too.

Oh, and today is NIAOYONGTAUFOO CLUB's 2nd excursion! we went to jurong point and i treated that cher mos burger, yet she bullied me together with "the fat one" Ashley, Wanmin and Peiqi. hmphf. shes so mean, i shall not treat her anymore! hmph! but i want her to treat me :P

Wednesday:

Got back the rest of the papers. Since you're so nice to come view my lovely blog, i shall let you know my results. :D once in a lifetime chance you know! XD

English: 59 (BOO, my english sucks, but im better than HER)
Maths: 56 (Luckily didnt fail, but she win me.)
Higher Chinese: 62 (As usual, win her XD)
Science: 68 (Win her too)
(Ok la, got tired of writing 'win her'. i won her in every subject except maths.)
Literature: 60 ( It sucked too.)
Geography: 58.5 (Im not good at it anyway.)
Homec: 82! (Hey i've never cooked in my life you know!)

Quite happy with my results and I HOPE that i can get over 60%. I dont want to disappoint my parents you see. ok, gtg now, bb.

P.S. Dont think you're what la. Like i said there is no rule in singapore that says that you can laugh or smile for shit. So what if we know? At least we're not sore losers like you who only know how to insult people and then act as if you were talking about other people. I cannot trust you again after what you've done. Disgusting creature is all i can say about YOU.

Haha, now my new favourite website is http://www.talkingcock.com/ ! MWAHAHA. Its all crap inside, but if you understand what they are saying, its super funny. I saw a very very interesting post in the website today. Of course there were more interesting posts which i choose not to mention or that mingxuan will call me a sickass again but i've decided not to post it due to the strong language.

TOP CRIMES COMMITTED IN FAIRY TALES:

1. Unlawful demolition of straw houses
(The Three Little Pigs)
2. Illegal consumption of grandmothers
(Little Red Riding Hood)
3. Abandonment of children in the woods
(Hansel and Gretel)
4. Inter-species romance
(Beauty And The Beast/Little Mermaid)
5. Conversion of humans into amphibians without a licence
(The Frog Prince)
6. Offering poisoned fruit
(Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs)
7. Tricking little children into trading their livestock for magic beans
(Jack And The Beansprout Beanstalk)
8. Grand Theft Pumpkin
(Cinderella)
9. Outraging the modesty of women by kissing them without their consent when they are in a magically-induced coma
(Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs/Sleeping Beauty)
10. Breaking and entering, followed by theft of porridge
(Goldilocks And The Three Bears)
11. Failure to pay musicians for pest control services
(The Pipe-piper Of...forgot whats that)
12. Employing elves without paying foreign worker levy
(The shoemaker, i think its this)
13. Distorting the truth and undermining confidence in the monarchy by writing a column suggesting that the Emperor has no clothes on
(The Emperor's New Clothes)

Well, of course i provided all the answers for each of the crimes. As you can see im not well-read and can only remember some of the fairytales i read in the toilet. If any of the answers are wrong, please tell me the correct answer and i might consider reading that book if it is as interesting as Adrian Mole.

[Continued from the last post]

Aiya, i forgot what i wanted to say. Nvm.

Anyway, Siying said that my blog posts were so funny that she cried! YAY! The first time someone said that my blog posts are funny! Haha, so in future, i shall post more funny stuffs so that i can make ppl happier XD

Im so happy today cos i went shopping with Siying, Ariel and Peiqi cos me and Peiqi wanted to buy a birthday present for Vivien. Siying tagged along as she said she had nothing to do at home. As for Ariel, i think she love Peiqi too much thats why she sticks onto her like houseflies, cow dungs, rats, and other pests that you can find only in a rubbish dump chewing gum. XD

We went crazy today all the way from the MRT to Jurong Point, talking about all the funny stuffs we encountered and laughed like shit (and not to mention, everyone in the MRT looked at us as though we just escaped from Woodbridge). After buying Vivien's present, we went up to the third storey and we smelled something really nice! We smell waffles. Then the 4 of us sniff around for the nice waffle smell all around and then Siying suddenly shouted "There, [the smell] come back already!". I swear the shopkeeper of the shop we were standing infront of looked at us. And i cant believe that we totally ignored him and continue sniffing around like DOGS. For your info, we finally ended up at Andersons's Ice-cream! We spent like 15 bucks on the waffles and i only had a pathetic $2 left in my wallet.

Then i on my tablet and Ariel was telling us about the "lame lame lame" thing she tried out at home and me and Siying decided to try it out too. We typed Lame Lame Lame and used the program Speech Plus to say out the word. I tell you, that cheena person said it in a damn funny way that Siying and I just burst out laughing hysterically. I think even that fat ass woman inside the slimming centre stared at us. Whatever.

Oh! And the 4 of us found a new game that i think only we 4 find it enjoyable! We played Icytower WITHOUT looking at the screen, which means, we twist the screen 180 degrees and the other 3 have to tell the one whos playing the direction to go. The way we commited suicide in the game is just damn hilarious. Maybe you would think that im talking crap but only the 4 of us know whats so funny, am i right to say that GIRLS? (Quoted from Sebas Goh)

Argh, gtg sleep now, and i dont think this post is funny compared to my previous posts, sorry to disappoint you, Siying.

P.S. Today is Friday the 13th, so beware! I you see a black cat you'll have bad luck for 3 years; break a mirror and you'll have bad luck for 7 years; kill Siying and you'll have good luck for a lifetime! XD

(Adapted from a Tony Fanclub)

孙协志丁小芹 不婚度一生

演艺圈未婚怀孕，奉子闪电成婚当道，谢霆锋、张柏芝，王仁甫、季芹都传出喜讯，却也有情侣反其道而行，孙协志和丁小芹这一对，就坚持己见，要当「不婚族」情侣。

28岁的孙协志和27岁的丁小芹交往近4年，感情稳定，近来孙协志频往无锡拍摄「魔剑传奇」，丁小芹也前往当地陪拍，双方朋友都形容两人是「老夫老妻」，但就是没有传出结婚计画。

孙协志则在拍摄一场和婷婷的结婚戏后，公开表示：「结婚不在我的计画之內。」孙协志说，20出头时他非常想结婚，但现在完全不想结婚，男人要以事业为重，接下来他还要出唱片、整顿棒球队忙得很，就算是到40岁，也未必要结婚。

相较於季芹传出对王仁甫以孕逼婚，孙协志这番不婚宣言，竟然没有伤了丁小芹的心，据了解，两人早有共识，当情侣可以但不要结婚，彼此保留空间。

丁小芹的友人表示，丁小芹事业心很重，对於结婚和生小孩没兴趣，她爱猫还比爱小孩多。两人保留空间也是真的，不像银色情侣交往会同居，孙协志和丁小芹分开住，最近孙协志就透露，他出国拍戏太久，没人帮他交水电费和电话费，回台后面临断水断电的状况。

虽然不婚，不代表各玩各的，孙协志强调自己是负责任的男人，就算有了小孩，不结婚，他也会负起责任。
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Boohoo... Omg xiezhi not getting married... Nevermind, i think the news is FAKE. Look at the last sentence, he said before that he wont let his kids be like him. Im sure he wont even have a child before he's married :D *Prays that the news is not true* And and and, I just found out that Xiezhi smokes! But he got rid of that habit already :D I think he used to smoke a little in school cos you know, hes a gangster. Haha, so MAN! But i dont like guys who smoke. Eww.

Anyway, Im so happy that my dad finally allow me to use Bitcomet! And I just downloaded the 8/10 Shaogong so Im feeling hyper :)

Oh sheet, my dad is offing the broadband, shall post the continued post of today.

[To be continued...]

So sorry for the lack of posts! Have been quite busy these few days doing last minute mugging :D

Have i ever told you how i simply DETEST Literature? We have to write like 5 essays with TQEA within the super short time of TWO HOURS AND TEN MINUTES. And by the way. that is about 20 minutes per essay, or, 5 mins per paragraph. Sheesh, if you were the invigilator, you would have seen the whole class shaking their heads and scolding vulgaraties while *AHEM* flashing crude hand gestures started flicking their hands as if a piece of scotch-tape was stuck on their fingers.

Well, for the Geog exam, i was damn tired. I finished my paper and felt like sleeping, but Ms Lee was glaring looking as me (cause i was one of the last few in class for geog, i think) and i didnt dare to sleep. Haiz, when you're tired, even things as hard as the table are softer than the pillows you have at home.

Today is supposed to be a happy day for me,
ONE - the weekends are here again!
TWO - I should be at the park playing with my cousin

But im not happy at all even though there are tonnes of mooncakes at home waiting for me to eat them. I hate the haze! Because of the haze, im on the verge of losing my voice and I know its good news to my classmates as there will be no more crap stuffs coming from my mouth i can feel my throat burning. Luckily for me, my dear dear dear grandma cooked some nice and cold dunno-what-is-it-called drink for me to regain my beautiful voice :D (Okay, i can see you going to the toilet to puke, dont be so mean.) Haish, because of that, i dont want to go downstairs and play with OJQ, the air outside is more polluted than my brain. Thats because everyone is playing with lanterns and lighting candles, trying to burn the whole building down and the place near my house is so hazy that you would think you lost your specs or something.

Oh please, can someone please tell me if i should continue studying Japanese? After finishing my stage 2 i would have to change another community centre that is nowhere near my house to continue studying. My teacher said that it'll be a waste if i give up just like that cos, well, she said that im doing quite well. But the problem is... lessons will be changed from Fridays to Thursdays.

2 reasons why thursdays are not good.
ONE - THURSDAY = SHAOGONG! I will have to rush cos shaogong ends at 6 and my class starts at around 7.05.
TWO - My mom might not be able to join me for the class as she has got her dunno-what-course and she loves it alot.

Oh gawd what shall i do?

[Stinking maths stay away from me!]

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